If I had a 100...

Jayden brought home this sheet that he filled out on the 100th day of school. It really shows his personality... I found it quite amusing!  He filled in the blanks to 10 questions about 100.

1. If I had a 100 dollars, I would buy a TV and PS3.
2. If I had a 100 pencils, I would sharpen them.
3. If I had a 100 mosquito bites, I would go to the doctor.
4. If I had a 100 friends, I would throw a party.
5. If I had a 100 legs, I would get them tangled.
6. If I had 100 eyes, I would look in every direction.
7. If I had a 100 hands, I would eat a 100 pieces of candy.
8. If I had a 100 heads, I would head-butt myself.
9. If I had 100 feet, I would kick myself.
10. If I had 100 arms, I would connect them to my shoulders.